So read his book.
It’s completely interesting. It’s set in our favorite city. And it features a Lockhart Watermelon Thump Queen.* For these and many other reasons, a giant hola and mucho props go out to Michael Gross. As far as we’re concerned, 740 Park is a must read, and he’s a friend con queso. As soon as we have t-shirts made, I’m sure we’ll send him one.
*Apparently, pre-Chisholm-Trail-Roundup, residents of Lockhart could become Luling crowned royalty.