You should know that (I’m fairly sure) I will spy all the characters to mark the card, blackout, and kick your arse, simply by walking from my desk and the nearest coffeepot. Because this summer my office has been invaded by approximately 17,000 interns who appear to have just stepped off the set of That 70’s Show.
*Also, this is not new and can be traced back to here. Although I received it in a spam email. Go figure. And that means, yes, sometimes I do feel compelled to read spam emails.