Not that you asked me but… says that readers’ comments are often the best part of the blog. That’s definitely the case in the con queso. Because lately some pretty interesting confessions have been popping up.
Call it truth serum con queso.
You know, back in the day, Truth or Dare was more than just Madonna’s tribute to Madonna. It was a game you played to win. Of course, the cool kids always chose dare because truth seemed way too boring. And, well, because we were eight. But most of us have learned through the years, as we’ve accumulated more truths, that telling them is the most daring act of all. Living them, well don’t even get me started.
So.
What’s your confessional, your truth you wouldn’t dare tell? Feel free to go anon. But come on. If you can’t share your secrets in an extremely open forum of friends, freaks and lurkers, then where can you? I mean, honestly.
Truth: Right this minute, I'm eating ice cream & drinking wine, and I'm on a no-carb diet.
Truth: I'm pregnant.
Girl con Queso! It better not be you who's pregnant because I'll be there in a mere four days and there are gallons of Mexican martinis with our names on them!Truth: I bought two tracks off Christina Aguilera's new album yesterday on iTunes.
OMG KCG, it's completely not me. And thank the goodness because I can already taste those martinis. Truth: I'm so very not pregnant. But a big congrats to whoever is! E?And a shout out to my carbolicious sista or brotha. You eat your carbs like God intended. Like I said, it's getting juicy in here! Christina Aguilera?
Not deep, but honest.Truth: I know I'm supposed to be on board with the whole skinny jeans thing, but so far, I'm not liking the look at all.
Truth: I hate, hate HATE all the 80's as 'retro' clothes ie leggings, half-gloves, ugly-ass belts, etc. Truth: I'm NOT pregnant, and probably never will be. I don't know if I'm ok with that or not.Truth: My husbands' total lack of care for himself scares the crap out of me. Truth: I drank way, way, way to much the other night. (But I didn't drive or do anything risky, unless watching Failure to Launch and drinking champagne is risky)How 'bout them apples?
truth: i'm having a torrid/steamy/unbridled/other harlequin romance adjectives affair with an underage shipping heir who does unfathomable amounts of cocaine.no? lies don't count?uhm, truth: the first year of my marriage i was plotting escape routes. and those mexican martinis sound v. good.
truth: I love ONE TREE HILL and have been "accidentally" taping it for three years.
Not pregnant. And that's the truth. – E
I have a big crush on Ken Germer. Oh, was that out loud?!
Very entertaining! Here's mine – Truth: I really want to have a baby, but I'm also so completely scared of the whole idea of being a parent that I don't know if I ever will.
Truth: I meet Brilliant Husband once a year on Brokeback Mountain.
Wow. Juicy indeed. Susie McSecret, reveal thyself!"I'm wearing a merkin", what the !@#$%^? If your husband has you, why is he on Brokeback, and why are you going there too? Very mysterious.
Truth: I secretly like to use the bathroom at work so I don't waste my toilet paper at home…
I told my coworkers my LSAT score was 4 points higher than it actually was so they would think I was smarter.
I’ll definitely have to look into this. Thank you!