It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Everywhere I go.
Take a look in the five-and-ten, 
Glistening once again.
With candy canes and silver lanes aglow
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Toys in ev’ry store
But the prettiest sight to see
is the holly that will be
On your own front door
Your front porch looks so charming! So great that you get to live in such a wonderful home. And so sorry that your bathroom is in construction mode. Renovations are so intrusive.
Yeah, renovations are so intrusive – those homeless people have it easy. Not having a home means not having those pesky contractors walking all over my organic bamboo floors and getting dust on my Persian silk throw pillows. *Sigh*