So, it’s true. I’ve sorta become a farmer.
As I type this sentence, I have 22 different kinds of things growing in my backyard. You should also know that I am someone who cannot keep a plant alive.
I’m not sure how the two things live together. But maybe that will explain some things…
This is corn that I just pulled from my garden.
At first I was like, hey! There’s a little baby corn on there, like the kind from the movie Big, that grew with the regular corn.
And then I turned it to the side.
That’s just wrong, y’all.
It’s wrong.
Awwwwwww… it’s totally happy to see you, Laura!
HA! Aww… My corn is trying to help me with my self esteem. That’s nice.
so, so, so wrong. but funny.
Or so, so, so right.
(Sorry.)