This is a quick snapshot of what Fourth of July looks like around here.
We really hope no one is setting anything on fire with fireworks.
Because the Fire Department is busy. Busy pumping water from the river, and spraying it at defenseless children.
This is a snapshot of what we’re doing today.
And this is a snapshot of the innate differences between males and females.
I wish that fire department would come to my office and hose down hot pregnant ladies.