I’m moving in 17 different directions around here, and it seems like new paths keep forging. Which I love. Because I like the potential for new adventure. But to tell the truth, there are so many roads diverging right now that even I’m getting a little bit frazzled. I know this to be the case when I start making lists.
1. I received a long email from a friend last night. I absolutely love long emails, because they’re really letters. Lovely letters. And I adore that. Why don’t we write letters anymore? Or long emails. We really should. I think I’ll start.
2. Okay, here’s a random one. I set up a coworker, the coworker with the 2K purse, with a former dating partner/boyfriend. Which is pretty weird in itself. But then, to make things even more bizarre, he later said he wasn’t really that interested because he likes girls who are “model thin” (oh, and she’s darling, btw, maybe a size six, gasp!). Which begs several questions…one, why the heck did I ever go on a date with someone who would ever think and/or say something so gross…two, why the heck did he want to go out with me because I’ve had hips since I was in first grade…three, what can we do as a collective group to body-slam people like this? That kind of moronic thinking really should be bitch-slapped. I’ll start: If the Hurricane ever says anything like that, I’m karate chopping him into next week.
3. I love Jello.
4. I’ve come up with a solution to my product dilemma. Because I’m sick of how this place is getting so producty. Gag. But no more! The solution is right around the corner. And I’m so freaking excited about it, I can’t wait to share it. But because of technical issues, it’s going to have to be announced on Monday. And it will be announced with an exceptional Darlybird giveaway. It’s going to be a good one.
Email me and four boxes of Girl Scouts are coming your way.
And by that, I mean cookies.
Peace and love to all from the Quesos.