Just so you know, my bikini was in no way the scariest thing we saw at the beach this weekend. Rather, it was the giant inflatable snow bubble snowman gracing the entry of a grocery store approximately 20 yards from the ocean.
A giant snowman. In a snow bubble. In a grocery store. In ocean view. In 80 degree weather. In September.
Believe me, it was seriously messing with my beach mojo.
What’s even more bizarre is that minutes later, I actually saw someone purchase one.
And I’m not even kidding.
You need to know how much I wish I’d had my camera with me to capture the moment of insanity. But I didn’t. Because seriously, who hauls a camera into a beachside grocery store on the off chance of witnessing a woman, wearing neon-white sunscreen, purchase a giant inflatable snowman snow globe?
What do you say we all take pause for a moment here. And join hands together to just say no to Christmas/Chanukah celebrations before Columbus Day. Period. And then let’s just say, that from now on, if you do break this law and buy tinsel or offer tidings pre daylight savings time, then neither Santa nor the Chanukah Armadillo should visit you and yours.
And please note that I say ‘from now on’ because today I received news that Robeez is already offering its holiday collection.
I hate my own guts.