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December 2012

A Ridiculous Tale of Incoordination + Discoloration, Told in Three Parts. Act III: The Finale.

December 14, 2012

Welcome to Part Three of the tale of broken bones, black eyes, failing, falling and flying. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Where have you been?! Living your life in a wonderfully fulfilling way? Oh, I see. Well, here you go then…A recap for you: Act One.  Act Two.  Caught up? Okay.

So Jenny and I were going to fly on the flying trapeze. And have you met us? It was a terrible idea.

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Oh The Holiday Cards I’d Send You…If I Actually Sent Holiday Cards.

December 11, 2012

I used to be great at sending out Holiday cards…but sometime over the last five years I’ve just sort of stopped. I feel bad about that. Or, kind of bad. Sorta. I mean, I still make a few cards every year for posterity’s sake or whatever…and I usually send one to my mom. But for the rest of you out there, sorry. I love you. And I really love receiving and seeing your cards. But I suck at cards. Continue Reading…

Here’s What: A Quick Note to Elf on the Shelf Overachievers

December 3, 2012

This isn’t a new sentiment. And I’m by no means the first to type this, but it apparently needs to keep being said because you’re getting more out of control by the day. You. Yes you, You Overachieving Elf on the Shelf people. It’s one thing that you’re all over my Facebook, Twitter & Instagram pages…jolly-ly hanging him from lighted bunting banners, setting him up with a fishing rod over a toilet filled with goldfish crackers, covering him and your entire kitchen with flour to realistically depict his middle-of-the-night gingerbread cookie making bender.  Whatever. I can deal with  you. But your kids are killing me.

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