It Only Takes A Spark
Come on. You’ve thought about it. And you’ve wondered. Maybe while you were stuck in traffic. Or paying bills. Or having your teeth cleaned. But admit it, you’ve wanted to know. No. You’ve needed to know who your most compatible celebrity love would be.Well wonder no more because now you can use CelebMatch.com to find out! See, CelebMatch uses “the scientific method of biorhythms to calculate the compatibilities.” That’s right. The scientific method. Of biorhythms. And you really can’t argue with that.
So.
As you might expect, I’m best matched with a Hobbit, a player, a cross dresser, and a guy from CSI.
Your best matches:
The crazy thing is, I have actually met my number-one man. The Goonie. The Hobbit. The son of Patty Duke.Our eyes met at the Apple store in LA. He saw me from across the room, standing in line at the Genius Bar. He walked straight over to me. He stood close. Looked deep into my soul.
He paused.
And then he totally cut in line. Walked right in front of me. Never looked back.
Of course, I’m sure he was in a hurry. For, um, work or something. And being a celeb and all, he probably didn’t want to get attacked by fans, the paparazzi, Perez Hilton or Gollum. Stuff like that.
Plus, he probably didn't know about the biorhythms.
posted by Girl con Queso at 10:02 AM
22 Comments:
Awww, at an Apple Store? That's beautiful, even if he did cut in line.
Here are my matches:
Chelsea Clinton 99%
Danica Patrick 99%
Vanessa Amorosi 98%
Meagan Good 98%
Carmen Kass 98%
So an ex-president's daughter, a racecare driver, a pop-rocker, an actress and a supermodel. Yeah.
Here are mine:
Anthony Michael Hall 99%
Karl Urban 98%
Patrick Roy 98%
Giovanni Ribisi 98%
Clive Owen 98%
Who is Karl Urban?! I do love the people named Roy, for sure. And no one would argue my compatibility with the consummate nerd.
Mark, well done you. Nice collection there.
And SZ, Clive Owen! Yowza! That totally cancels out Farmer Ted.
Julie Bowen 98%
Ivana Milicevic 98%
Penelope Cruz 98%
Kristen Johnston 96%
Vanessa Marcil 96%
SZ had to tell me who all these ladies are, except Penelope Cruz. Mark, my condolences on Chelsea being your first match.
thanks, law boy, but I think Carmen Kass may make up for it.
Karl Urban played Eomer, son of Theoden in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. He also played the German baddie in the Bourne Supremacy. He was also one of the baddies in the sequel to Pitch Black (Vin Diesel).
Who the hell are these women???
Rani Mukherjee 100%
Alena Seredova 100%
Dominique Moceanu 99%
Rachel McAdams 98%
Adriana Sage 98%
OMG these results are terrible!!!
Kevin Federline 100%
Ryan Phillippe 100%
Taylor Hicks 98%
Patrick Fugit 98%
Ben Affleck 97%
Well, Ben Affleck is cool, I suppose.
Brinstar, that is a list worthy of sympathy. The gods of biorhythm must know that you are so totally fabulous and can compensate. Also, I looked up Karl Urban and recognized his face and he is cute!
Your best matches
Jason Behr 99%
Frans Bauer 99%
Josh Lucas 97%
Kurt Busch 97%
Who the hell are these people? I suspect swedish and very ill.
How is anyone a perfect match for Kevin Federline? Did you check yes somewhere for "multi-millionaire" and "poor decision making processes?"
Rudy!
Rudy!
Rudy!
I'm gonna try to snag me these catches. (don't tell my husband)
A.J. McLean (the bad boy of the Backstreet Boys)
Wentworth Miller (the guy from "Prison Break")
Sander Foppele (a Dutch actor?)
Frank Lampard (an English footballer)
Noah Wyle (the only name I recognized)
Hoo-doggie!
Oh wow, I pretty much had no idea on most of these either.
Your best matches:
Will Young 99% (Britain's pop idol in 2002)
Joey McIntyre 98% (New Kids On The Block)
Fernando Alonso 97% (Spanish Formula One racing driver)
Adrian Grenier 97% (Anne Hathaway's boyfriend in The Devil Wears Prada and in Entourage, as Vincent Chase)
Shelton Benjamin 97% ("may be the most athletic Superstar in WWE history" Does that mean he can beat up all the other guys?)
Who the?
Simon Baker 98%
Julian McMahon 97%
Cliff Curtis 97%
Triple H 97%
Ralph Fiennes 96%
Well, Ralph Fiennes is fine. But I've never heard of any of the others. I must be older than I thought.
But I did breakfast with Mitch English on Monday. A group of neighborhood moms got together for breakfast after sending our kids off on the first day of school (it's a great tradition--do it!).
I was glad we were already seated and eating because he totally would've cut in line.
I didnt even know some of mine but Prince William or Colin Farrel?? Ew.
adam sandler 99%
i can totally see it, can't you?
My matches were:
Casper van Dien 98%
Andrew McCarthy 98%
Alessandro Nivola 98%
Criss Angel 97%
Kid Rock 97%
Apparently my biorhythms are torn between good boys and bad boys.
I have no idea who any of these people are...except for elijah wood and I don't like him at all. AT ALL. Apparently, I have a thing for men with non-english names.
My matches:
Antwaan Randle El 100%
Abhishek Bachchan 99%
Elijah Wood 98%
Hrithik Roshan 98%
Stephen Dorff 98%
Jason Priestley? Really? I really can't see us together. But that's just me.
Ali Landry 99%
Sonali Bendre 99%
Miranda Otto 98%
Daisy Fuentes 98%
Sophie Marceau 98%
Who the hell are these people? Miranda Otto? Ali Landry? Is that even a girl?
Biorhythms betray.
Here are mine:
Stuart Townsend 98% (actor)
Dougray Scott 96% (actor)
Rob Schneider 95% (comedian)
Dermot Mulroney 95% (actor)
Aamir Khan 94% (actor)
I am actually pretty proud of my list! Look out Charlize Theron I am moving in on your man. I knew I was holding out all these years for a hot piece of bum!!
James Gandolfini
I feel old and fat
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