Just a Few Reasons I Dig the Blogging.
1. I can do it while somewhat intoxicated*. Legally. If not irresponsibly.
*Full disclosure: I can be classified as intoxicated after approximately three sips of wine. So sadly, I'll never qualify for celebrity rehab. Drat.
2. I can spell nunchuck like “numb chuck” and no one tells me I’m a dumbass. People may think it, but they rarely tell me.
3. At any time, I can choose to confess my darkest secrets. Secrets like the fact that I’m domestically challenged. And then my punk sister can, in turn, write an informative response chock full of valuable tips, all of which would have been great to have had YESTERDAY!
4. I now have a global platform to write about fascinating topics that change the world, things like how I really like grapefruit. And stuff like that.
5. And then I can walk in my office today and find something like this on my desk.
Because a brilliant co-worker reads my blog, and now thinks of me when she sees grapefruit products. Whoohoo! Score!
Blogging rules.
*Full disclosure: I can be classified as intoxicated after approximately three sips of wine. So sadly, I'll never qualify for celebrity rehab. Drat.
2. I can spell nunchuck like “numb chuck” and no one tells me I’m a dumbass. People may think it, but they rarely tell me.
3. At any time, I can choose to confess my darkest secrets. Secrets like the fact that I’m domestically challenged. And then my punk sister can, in turn, write an informative response chock full of valuable tips, all of which would have been great to have had YESTERDAY!
4. I now have a global platform to write about fascinating topics that change the world, things like how I really like grapefruit. And stuff like that.
5. And then I can walk in my office today and find something like this on my desk.
Because a brilliant co-worker reads my blog, and now thinks of me when she sees grapefruit products. Whoohoo! Score!Blogging rules.
posted by Girl con Queso at 7:36 AM
20 Comments:
That actually sounds really yummy too! And... spelling does not count in the intelligence quiticent... quotient.
Damn. I wish someone in my office would leave me some grapefruit marmalade. Sounds divine!
Wow. Do you think if I blog about loving diamonds my husband will buy me some? Eh, probably not.
I like your blog so I can keep up with you much easier!
Super Zoe, you and the FBI.
I grew up watching my dad peel and section grapefruits like an orange, pour salt on the pieces and scarf them down. Haven't been able to touch them since.
Wait...it's not spelled numb chuck?
And you're in good company...half a glass of wine and I'm ready to dance on a tabletop.
Woohoo indeed! I now get cute plush sealife alerts from people visiting Ikea and thinking of me.
hmmm... wow does it work for everyone?
I LIKEY the *RED/BURGUNDY RANGE ROVER*
*grin*
freebies, eh? i like the sound of that. I better start some shameless plugs!
Queen: very funny.
I dig that you dig the blogging because I enjoy your smart posts. I've been thinking a lot lately about why we blog--I've got a post in the draft stages. I'm a especially curious why it seems to be most appealing to women. (But for now I'm supposed to be taking the week off.)
Well, the FBI and I have worked very hard to figure out that we can usually find you at Williams Sonoma or the park. We are such case-crackers!
PS: The 'Cane kind of blows your cover. He is sort of an attention-getter!
I love blogging as well, but alas I have not received any goodies on my desk because of it - maybe because noone in my office knows about it huh?
Wish someone would leave something like that on my desk...
Okay, so? I thought that nunchuck WAS spelled numb chuck.
I'm with mamatulip and her bad mother. Numb chuck works for me. No wonder no one called you a dumbass.
do you write often about numb chucks/nunchucks?
if so, it's very good that you have a blog. cuz where else would you get to write about nunchucks and grapefruit marmelade in the same essay?
nicely done.
I love you!!
I love it! How awesome!
Pink Grapefruit Marmelade from Italy?! I want to work in your office.
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