Design Mom is the New Oprah.

Sometimes I have this reoccurring dream that I’m a guest on Oprah.

Usually Gayle King is there too. And very often we’re reporting on and recounting about some incredible Colin Cowie party that we went to. For some reason. Of course, Oprah gushes and raves, always and every time, completely amazed at my party recount.

One time she gave me the you-go-girl, double-overhead-hand-hold high five.

Once Ashton Kutcher was there too. Seriously. Without Demi. I’ll go ahead and say that as much as I really do love these reoccurring dreams, I’m fairly certain that’s all they’ll ever be. Probably.

But seriously, and almost as good, Design Mom…that’s right THE Design Mom…asked me to be a guest blawger on her site. Seriously. So visit me there. Everyday. A lot. Because I’ll be a guest there every single day this week. And can Ashton say that? Um. No.